An Adventure

Please reference The Paradox.

Another quote

This one from the Collections manager during a staff meeting. Refering to credit repair agencies (all a hoax, mind you) asking us to remove certain things from their clients' reports,

"And we just said, 'up your nose with a rubber hose.'"

Ouch.

Announcement

After twenty-three years, I have finally met with success.

Last night I successfully made white sauce from scratch without it being lumpy or scalding anything. It didn't even stick to the bottom of the pan.

I feel I have finally arrived.

Thank you, thank you one and all. *bow*

New favorite quote

Basically, Murphy moved in...

Willow

My writing prowess just will not do this experience justice, so if you want to know, you'll have to ask in person. :)

Just imagine suddenly being surprised as you close the open computer window to see Willow's beautiful face "smiling" at you from the desktop. Yes, that was a squeal in the office.

Love It!

This might be funny any time, but it was especially hilarious today because Kaitlyn handed it to me at work right after I had told her my story of thinking MY wagon was stolen last night. I had gotten home from an interview with the Bishop and needed to go to the grocery store. After dropping my stuff in my apartment, I headed outside to where I had seen my wagon just that morning. It was GONE! I look this way, and then that -- no wagon. Oh dear. Luckily a bit of investigation revealed my beautiful wagon hiding behind a tree behind the apartment building. I am grateful to whomever moved it because the new location is certainly much better. After finishing my shopping, I returned the wagon to its new home. All is well. Now if only mine had a built-in hitch receiver...